boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged
“The bankrupt government of Pawnee has been shut down all summer, so it’s been three months of no work, no meetings, no memos, no late nights, nothing. I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.”
"it duznt even meen choklet it meens weead"
what do you call a giraffe driving a car?
a danger to society